Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
[american voice] feliz navidad
please dont die i dont want to go to jail
Good To Know That If I Ever Want To See Brand New Live All I Have To Do Is Die
Future girlfriends: This is an acceptable purse.
“Will you hold my pur…” “Absolutely.”
I fully agree. ladies, this is your new pocket and purse alternative.
For years I’ve tried imagining something like this… but to see it… I need this.
Tomb Raider fashion line
WHERE CAN I BUY THESE???
I require ten.
HARLEY, THIS IS NOW MANDATORY
I never thought I could be bought…
But give me this and you have ownership of a Claire-minion.
this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking
Look at this fluffy piece of shit. It is so fucking cute. I am using foul language to describe my agony
Is it a dog, or is it a ball of cute, I can’t tell.
Get cereal, Tony says.
Get healthy cereal, Steve says.
Pop-Tarts, Thor says.
Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes. MOVING ON.
LIST OF REALLY SUPER CUTE THINGS:
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
This is actually brilliant.
In this mysteriously leaked DVD commentary for Season 4 of “Game Of Thrones,” author George R.R. Martin drops some MASSIVE plot bombshells. (x)