janemba:

soujaboymeetsworld:

jackanthonyfernandez:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck

jerkidiot:

in one of The Giver trailers, the narrator literally says “In a world where love is forbidden, they will fight to bring it back.” like okay that’s not what the book is about at all

donkos:

"a relationship can’t be romantic without sex"

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what-is-this-i-dont-even:

freejimmer:

thegameswelove:

Blake ain’t got shit on his bro Cash!
CASH MONEY! is the kids BIRTH NAME on file and everything!

HIS BROTHER’S NAME IS CASH MONEY OH MY GOD


This child is taller than I am. I give up.

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

freejimmer:

thegameswelove:

Blake ain’t got shit on his bro Cash!

  • CASH MONEY! is the kids BIRTH NAME on file and everything!

HIS BROTHER’S NAME IS CASH MONEY OH MY GOD

This child is taller than I am. I give up.

gnumblr:

kumagawa:

all everyone is doing is making shitty textposts hoping people will put it on an anime screencap its like tumblr impaled itself on its own meme

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koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

rockees:

a ferocious beast

ealperin:

dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

wickedsteph:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!

Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….image

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

mjwatson:

put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling